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[Jayne]

Thought some of you might find this amusing.I did !!!!!


Jayne

In my next life I want to live my life backwards. You start
> out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an
> old people's home feeling better every day. You get
> kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
> and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a
> party on your first day. 
>  
> You work for 40 years until you're young enough to
> enjoy your retirement. You party, drink alcohol, and are
> generally promiscuous, and then you are ready for high
> school. You then go to primary school, you become a kid,
> you play.
>  
> You have no responsibilities; you become a baby until you
> are born.  And then you spend your last 9 months floating
> in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and
> room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then
> Voila!
> You finish off as an orgasm!
>  
> I rest my case.
>  
>  
> (by Woody Allen)
>