OMG! (was Re: Closets and Wardrobes

[Carol]

Carol:
> > Well, the author's name *is* Joanne. Really. But not Rowling,
unfortunately. And she *is* from Scotland. Not sure whether it's
Edinburgh, though. Oh, and the project *is* a novel. :-)
> > 
> > Carol, who would ask for a lot more money than she's getting if
the author were really JKR!
> >
> 
> Kemper now:
> If I were JKR and writing a new book, I would write under a
psuedonym.  Using her first name would be something tricky I imagine
her doing.

Carol:
Nah. I've worked with this client before. She has a PhD in psychology,
and her recently published first book, soon to be available in the UK,
was on the power of positive thinking in finding love (and whatever
else you want in life). I can't comment on it here in a public forum,
but if anyone wants the title and the author's full name, you can
offlist me.

And JKR wouldn't be going through an editing service to have her novel
copyedited. It would be done in-house by the publisher, at no charge
to JKR.

Carol, realizing that everyone is joking here but wanting to make sure
she's not misleading anybody