We've got no chance

[Jayne]

Another amusing tale for you.

Jayne

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 600 
employees and has the following statistics? 

29 have been accused of spouse abuse 

7 have been arrested for fraud 

19 have been accused of writing bad cheques 

117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 

3 have done time for assault 

71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit 

14 have been arrested on drug-related charges 

8 have been arrested for shoplifting 

21 are currently defendants in lawsuits 

84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year 



Which organisation is this? 





It's the 635 members of the British House of Commons, the same group 
that cranks out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the 
rest of us in line. 



We have got no chance!!!!!!!