eWizards everywhere celebrate

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eWizards everywhere celebrate:
Malefisoft finally challenged by Appleck's latest releases.

Malefisoft has dominated the technology field the past two
decades, but Margentosh van Appleck (aka Snow White in some
English cultures) refuses to pick the virus-infected Apple
from her basket. For the rest of wizarding world that's up
to speed with latest electronic trends, this is great news.
'A competitive market means whoever is fairest will provide
us with the best options of them all in the land' says
Mirror/Mirror Press. Obviously, the writing is on the wall:

We interviewed seven individuals (and ironically enough) all
were short providing the following comments:

The first said, 'problem I always had before when I had that
huge workstation that took up most my desk was "Who has been
sitting on my chair?" but with Margentosh I now find myself
asking "Who has been usng my laptop?"

The second, 'I hate people touching my things, it used to be
"Who has been eating off my plate?" but now it seems to be
"Who has been logging on using my ID?"

The third, says, 'yeah I'm greedy I want as much as I can get,
so I used to ask "Who has been taking some of my bread?" now
I  see people using up my disk space and I say "Who has been
downloading such large files?"

The fourth, comments on that he loves to grow things, whether
they are organic or just ideas, he used to say "Who has been
eating my vegetables?" but now the question is "Who has been
responding to all these posts?"

The fifth hates for his material things to be touched. He used
to notice things like "Who has been using my fork?" but this
no longer matters, with his wireless equipment he wants to
know "Who has been touching my mouse?"

The sixth, is similar to the fifth but has more of an incentive
to keep his things safe, he's a security expert and owns what
could be deadly tools. He used to ask "Who has been cutting
with my knife?" but now it's "Who has been changing my firewall
settings?"

The seventh, likes to live life and while doing that enjoy it.
He's pretty stingy and used to not want any ale to be wasted
except on himself. His problem was always "Who has been drinking
out of my mug?" now it's "Who has been copying needless files
onto all my blank CDs?"

For the rest of us, these seem to just dwarf what the biggest
issues of the day are: What is Margentosh van Appleck going to
do to compete with Malefisoft?

Their answer is simple, "we have found our Prince Charming:
Yelisei. He says it's just a matter of waking up by kissing
up to our goals, NOW!" This means Margentosh is planning to
immediately implement the following  five consumer products:

iPensieve = take notes in class with ease, record your favorite
moments at the Yule Ball, save and retrieve the most demanding
potions at the touch of your finger
all these features would
make Snape rethink that the powers of the dark arts would even
pale in comparison.

œl-Phone = instant-owl-text messaging to any of your fellow
house mates, submit instant e-scrolls to professors before
those nasty deadlines reach, galleon free nights and weekends
with friends and families, and cast e-spells wherever! Our
service coverage is backed up by Gringotts satisfaction
guaranteed
more wands than any other service.

hy-brüm is now economy friendly with less globally harming
spells

quidiX which is next generation in quiditch, adding the factors
of the X-games and is sponsored by Wiii (weasleys' wizard wheezes)

mahgoogle.com = search engine for wizards who are interested in
the very similar muggle's google

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