Being an eight

[Jayne]

This made me smile a lot. Hope it does the same for you

Jayne


A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of 
Coco Pops and jammy toasties!
 
He took her to Alton Towers and put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. 
  
Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away 
they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy 
Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic 
cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her 
favourite lolly and M&Ms!  

 

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed 
exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and 
lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total 
realisation...'I meant my dress size, you twat !!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still 
gonna get it wrong.........