Some belated birthdays!

[Sheryll Townsend]

*scurries around the room, mumbling to herself, overturning furniture 
in a search for the boxes of decorations*

I know they're here somewhere. I mean, really, it's not like anyone 
has used them in ages... 

no, not there...

hmm... no, not under that, either...

A-ha!

Okay, who's the wiseguy that stuffed the decorations in the 
refrigerator?! I mean, really, just because I was lax in my duties 
doesn't mean you can mess the stuff. 

*puts on mittens and hangs frozen streamers*

I think we're going to have to pass on the balloons for this party. :D

We are gather here today to unite...

Oh, wrong speech!

What we're here to do today is have a gigantic, humungous, loud, 
rowdy party in celebration of all the birthdays missed while I was 
off being a bad Birthday Elf and neglecting everyone. So help 
yourself to something from the open bar, tuck into the nibblies and 
crank up the music.

*helps herself to a smoking glass of something bright pink from the 
bar*

Among the most recent birthdays missed were Poppy on June 28th, 
Amanda (HPFGU's first list geist and my bestest friend) on July 2nd, 
Debbie (one of our hardworking List Elves) and Rebecca on the 3rd. 
Belated birthday wishes can be sent care of this list - just come on 
in and join the party. Offlist birthday owls can be sent to Poppy at: 
jenn at phynn-phamily.us, to Amanda at: editor at texas.net, Debbie at: 
elfundeb at comcast.net and Rebecca at: GypseeLynn at yahoo.com

Okay, folks, there's cake and goodies on the table, and ever-
replenishing bar and a whole weekend ahead of us...

let's PARTY!

Sheryll the Birthday Elf, who didn't get a party last month either