OotP done Swifty Style

[Mike]

> Carol, who would sign off with a Tom Swifty relating to typos
> or blank minds if she could think of one

"I couldn't think of a Tom Swifty," Carol said blankly. "But I need 
to reread my posts before hitting send." she added hesitatingly.


Mike's Swifty interpretation of the Snake v. Arthur encounter:

"Where did you see this?" asked Dumbledore insightfully.

"From the snake's eyes." retorted Harry bitingly.

"You were the snake, then!" Dumbledore concluded callously.

"You bit my dad!" Ron spewed venomously.

"Calm down." Minerva whispered soothingly.

"Yes, we'll get to the bottom of this." Dumbledore added deeply.


I'm done, Mike concluded finally