JK Rowling pens a Harry Potter prequel

[kempermentor]

> > Kemper earlier:
> > I hope it's about Mrs Figg!  I have a crush on her.
> 
> Geoff:
> Kemper! She's old enough to be your grandmother - even in a 
> prequel which I can't imagine going back much beyond Godric's 
> Hollow.

Kemper now:
Geoff... you flatter me to think me so young!  But Mrs. Figg is
probably more my mom's age (mid 60s).



> I can see the headline now,,,,
> 
> HPFGU TEAM MEMBER ARRESTED FOR GRANNYNAPPING
> exclusive report by Rita Skeeter

Kemper now:
As it's Rita Skeeter who'd be writing the article, I'm sure you'll
take it with a salt lick :)  I see me sitting at Mrs. Figg table with
some half-kneazle rubbing its head against my foot as I listen raptly
to a story from WW1 while eating one of her homemade molasses cookies.
 To quote my favorite werewolf: Delicious... delicious...