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[Jayne]

Have a good chuckle !!!
Jayne


Anesthesiologist business card:  
>   When you car e enough to sleep with the very best. 
>   **************************************  

>   Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:  
>   "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
  
>   **************************  
>  In a Podiatrist's office:  
>   "Time wounds all heels."  

>   **************************  
>   On a Septic Tank Truck:
> Yesterday's Meals on Wheels 

> ************************** 
> At a Proctologist's door: 
> "To expedite your visit please back in."

> ************************** On a Plumber's truck:
> "We repair what your husband fixed"

> ************************** On another Plumber's truck:
> "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."

> ************************** On a Church's Billboard:
> "7 days without God makes one weak."

> ************************** At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
> "Invite us to your next blowout."

> **************************  At a Towing company: "We
> don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

> ************************** On an Electrician's truck:
> "Let us remove your shorts."

> ************************** In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we
> see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take
> appropriate action." **************************

 On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
> **************************

 At an Optometrist's Office:
> "If you don't see what you're looking for,
> you've come to the right place."

> ************************** On a Taxidermist's window:
> "We really know our stuff"

> ************************** On a Fence: "Salesmen
> welcome! Dog food is expensive!"

> ************************** At a Car Dealership: "The
> best way to get back on your feet - miss a car
> payment." ************************** 

Outside a Muffler Shop:
 "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming." 
**************************
 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
 "Be back in 5 minutes Sit! Stay!

" ************ At the Electric Company 
"We would be delighted if you send in your
> payment. However, if you don't, you will be."

> ************ In a Restaurant window:
> "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and
> get fed up."

 ******in the front yard of a Funeral Home:
 "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

************    At a Propane> Filling Station:
 "Thank heaven for little grills."

> And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
> "Best place in town to take a leak 
> 
>