Maxine on border control

[Jayne]

I loved this. Tickled my weird Sense of Humour

Jayne
UK 



Subject: Maxine on border control ( U.S.)- Ya gotta luv Maxine 
Sometimes I think Maxine should run for president.  

   
Everyone concentrates on the problems we're having in this country 
lately:  illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators 
attacking people in Florida ...  
 


Not me.  I concentrate on solutions for the problems.  It's a win-win 
situation. 

+ Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border. 

+ Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levies. 

+ Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border. 

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today ?  Yes! 

Think about this one : 

1. Cows 
2..The Constitution 
3. The Ten Commandments   



C O W S   

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the 
mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in 
Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in 
the state of Washington?  And, they tracked her calves to their 
stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens 
wandering around our country.  Maybe we should give each one of them 
a cow!.   



T H E    C O N S T I T U T I O N   

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq   .... Why 
don't we just give them ours?  It was written by a lot of really 
smart guys,  it has worked for over 200 years,  and we're not using 
it anymore.   



T H E   1 0    C O M M A N D M E N T S   

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a 
courthouse is this: 
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit 
Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, 
judges and politicians...It creates a hostile work environment. 

PART OF THE PROBLEM 


Also, Think about this: If you don't want to forward this for fear of 
offending 
someone-- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!     

Yep, I passed it on!