Jargon Alert

[Geoff]

--- In HPFGU-OTChatter at yahoogroups.com, "willsonteam" <willsonkmom at ...> wrote:
>
> I came across this sign on a restroom door today,
> This facility contains diaper changing equipment.
> 
> What sort of equpiment was needed or provided?
> 
> Just a good old fashioned changing table.
> 
> Potioncat
>

Geoff:
I'm currently on the Isles of Scilly on holiday and 
using the communal Internet room.

Yesterday, I passed the site of the new island school
and found the following treasure:

"Please note that the footpath past the site of the 
new Five Islands Senior School has been diverted to
reduce the risk of serious interface between 
construction traffic and pedestrians."

Put in simpler terms - 2please avoid the builder's lorries!"