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<DIV><FONT size=2>Some of us write fanfic, some write filks ... since I am not
talented in either of those areas, I am glad there are Tom Swifties to keep me
amused until November. Oh, right! There IS Monday...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>As Daniel Radcliffand Richard Harris were walking to the
cinema cafeteria, "There might still be some of that pudding left, Dick," said
Dan, spottedly.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"Fawkes donated two feathers for two special wands," said Mr.
Olivander moultingly.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"We always watch Malfoy's back!" Crabbe and Goyle chimed
guardedly.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"You've forgotten the magic word, Dudley," Harry said
pleasingly.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"What's the password today?" asked the Fat Lady,
passively.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"Ah, 'Gadding with Ghouls!' said Gilderoy gayly. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"What do you mean, a bit of whoever we're changing into?" Ron
asked, choppily.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>(point of order... does itHAVE to be a legit
adverb? I wanted touse "clippingly" here but it is not a REAL adverb, even
though it would have been more appropriate)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Just as I would LOVE to use, "Regrowing bones is a nasty
business," sighed Madam Pomfrey, DioxiNucleicAcidly. (BTW DAN is an anagram of
DNA, but that is crawling way too far out on the limb here... no pun
intended)</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"Someone's tampered with this Bludger!" bawled Fred,
antagonistically.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"Dobby can only be freed if his masters present him with
clothes, sir," explained Dobby, materialistically.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>"But I'm a Gryffindor. The Sorting Hat wouldn't have put me
here if I had Slytherin blood", Harry thought, sanguinarily.</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=2>Doreen </FONT></DIV>
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