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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>more chickenisms:</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Snape: Chickens are not allowed to cross the
road! That's 10 points from Gryffindor. </FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>the Twins: That's really Neville, he's
testing our new</FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2>est invention.
<g></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Petunia: My Dudsey can cross the road so much
better than that icky chicken over there, isn't that right,
Duddykins?</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Peeves: ::drops a water balloon on the
chicken:: Ooh, ickle chickey!</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Ok, so they're not <EM>that </EM>great...but i
really did enjoy Jen's creations...</FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT face=Arial size=2>Abbie, off to celebrate a bud's 22 birthday and
dreading the hangover she knows she'll have in the morning.</FONT></DIV>
<DIV><A href="mailto:starling823@yahoo.com">starling823@yahoo.com</A><BR>69%
obsessed with HP and loving it<BR>"Ah, music," Dumbledore said, wiping his
eyes. "A magic beyond all we do
here!"<BR> -HP and the
Sorcerer's Stone</DIV>
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style="BACKGROUND: #e4e4e4; FONT: 10pt arial; font-color: black"><B>From:</B>
<A href="mailto:jfaulkne@eden.rutgers.edu" title=jfaulkne@eden.rutgers.edu>Jen
Faulkner</A> </DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>To:</B> <A
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<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Sent:</B> Friday, 06 April, 2001 7:50
PM</DIV>
<DIV style="FONT: 10pt arial"><B>Subject:</B> [HPFGU-OTChatter] New Fun Thing:
HP and the Chicken Crossing</DIV>
<DIV><BR></DIV><TT>Hey all,<BR><BR>I was struck by inspiration (or boredom --
you make the call *g*) on the<BR>train on my way home from school today, and I
started to wonder whether<BR>it wouldn't be quite fun for the list to do an
HP-themed 'Why Did the<BR>Chicken Cross the Road'? thing. These are the
first few that occurred<BR>to me -- *I* think it would be fun if peeps want to
contribute others...<BR>feel free to do other responses from the same
characters; the more, the<BR>merrier and all that... :)<BR><BR><BR>Why did the
chicken cross the road?<BR><BR>Hermione: Well, honestly! Haven't any of
you read *Hogwarts, A<BR>History*? If you had, you'd know that the
chicken crossed because it<BR>couldn't Apparate within school
grounds!<BR><BR>Sirius: The chicken didn't really cross. He switched
places with the<BR>rat at the last minute, and nobody knew about it -- and so
the chicken<BR>was wrongly imprisoned for crossing the road.<BR><BR>Dobby: Oh,
Dobby cannot tell you, sir! No, Dobby must not say!
Bad<BR>Dobby!<BR><BR>Norbert: Mmm, chicken. *crunch*<BR><BR>Ronan:
Pollux was in ascendance; the chicken's crossing was foretold in<BR>the
stars.<BR><BR>Fleur: Zis chicken, 'e could not stay any longer in such a
'orrible<BR>place, and 'e 'ad to cross ze road.<BR><BR>Lucius: The chicken was
under the influence of the Imperious curse; he<BR>was forced to cross the
road.<BR><BR>Crabbe and Goyle: Uhn... uhn...<BR><BR>Voldemort: By crossing the
road, the chicken has left our number<BR>forever, and he will pay with his
life.<BR><BR>Trelawney: I see... yes...; ah, the chicken will not be with
us for much<BR>longer if he crosses the road...<BR><BR>H/Rers: It's obvious
that the chicken'll cross the road. Look how<BR>jealous the road was
when the chicken crossed a bridge.<BR><BR>H/Hers: No one's disputing that the
road likes the chicken, but the<BR>chicken's feelings are unclear. We
think she likes the owl.<BR><BR>Slash fen: It was really another rooster that
the chicken was looking<BR>for! He never crossed the road, or if he did,
it was just to cover up<BR>his confused feelings for that fine-lookin' rooster
in the leather<BR>pants.<BR><BR>Nancy Stouffer: in my book there was a DUCK,
just like rowlings<BR>chikcen. and DRIVING ON A ROAD<BR><BR>JKR: Why
does everyone always ask if the the chicken's going to cross<BR>the
road? Isn't anyone concerned that the *sheep* might
cross?<BR><BR>Sooooo... anyone else?<BR><BR>--jen :)<BR><BR>* * * * * *
<BR>Jen's HP fics:<BR><A
href="http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~jfaulkne/hp.html">http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~jfaulkne/hp.html</A><BR>Snapeslash
listmom: <A
href="http://groups.yahoo.com/group/snapeslash">http://groups.yahoo.com/group/snapeslash</A><BR>Yes,
I *am* the Deictrix.<BR><BR><BR></TT><BR><BR><TT>To
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