Randy Songs

Danemead Danemead at yahoo.com
Tue Aug 8 23:26:00 UTC 2000


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From: Danemead
Subject: Randy Songs
Reply To: [Yahoo! #6300] Re: The fifth Marauder?
Date: 8/8/00 7:26 pm  (ET)

I'm re-posting an original Randy Estes song, which he wrote in response to
my request for a Pirates of Penzance parody. I just love it, and thought
some newer members may have missed it the first time around. That boy
has talent!

(Sung to the tune of "I Am The Very Model of a Modern Major General")

I am the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan
(words by Randy Estes You can make up your own!)

I am the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan
My book collection's full of books that other people wish to ban!
I'm quite adept at Hogwarts facts, Yahoo message boards I have read
>From Slytherin, and Hufflepuff, to potions that fill up my head.

I'm very good at quoting phrases, I have even memorized
When Harry fights the Basilisk, my full attention's mesmorized.
I can remember everything that happened at the Shrieking Shack
When Lupin and Scabbers ran off, I almost had a heart attack.

When Quirrell took off his Turban, I never quite expected that
The bad guy we were looking for was hiding underneath his hat.
But Harry grabbed the Sorcerer's Stone while looking at reflections of
The visions in the mirror to save characters that we all love.

I can't stop thinking 'bout the next book J.K. Rowling's dreaming up
Will Harry date Hermione, and who will win the next Quidditch Cup?
When other people are asleep, I'm making up this silly song
'Cause Harry Potter's magic has made something in my head go wrong!

NOW EVERYONE SING TOGETHER!...

When children's books cause such demand
You see this can get out of hand.
I am the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan!


Well? What do you guys think about it?

Round 2:

Say thanks for all the accolades.
I'm really glad you liked it so.
But now this song is in my head
And I can't seem to let it go.

My wife says I am getting worse
"Oh please don't write another verse!"
Somebody please go find a nurse
Because I think that I've been cursed!

So won't somebody join the game
And write another verse with me?
There really isn't any
true responsibility.

So Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs
And Slytherins please show your stuff.
This Ravenclaw's rolled up his cuffs
And posted all this silly fluff!

(The crowd joins in for the chorus:)

When children's books cause such demand
You see this can get out of hand
He is the very model of an Adult Harry Potter Fan!

AAAHHHH. That felt better!! Just having some fun!
Ravenclaw Randy :0)






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