Some like it hot

[mikesusangray]

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From: mikesusangray
Subject: Some like it hot
Reply To: [Yahoo! #6505] Re: The 5th Marauder
Date: 8/10/00 5:19 pm  (ET)

"I could write a fanfic that would have your eyes out on stalks and
probably result in my being burnt at the stake."

A little guy-to-guy advice: Burn Baby, Burn!

It is, IMNSHO, about time someone wrote a fanfic with a little spice. I'm
board of all the normal stuff. Hermion chases Harry, Ron chases Hermion,
Harry and Ron chase each other, an eldery but devastatingly potent Sirius
chases anybody who'll stand still long enough for him to poke his wand
at. I'm even board of those hints about the interracial lusts of giants
taking forms that once frightened me almost as badly as the things some
people in this club eat.

Blah, blah, blah. It all gets stale after a while. (Well, excepting some
of the edibles mentioned ... they were past stale to begin with.)

But there's hope: to my knowledge, no one has ever expanded upon the
scorching tale of ABERFORTH AND THE INAPPROPRIATE GOAT CHARMS.

Think about it--was there ever a fanfic more worthy of a valiant stand
upon smoldering wood? It's a chance, aye a duty, even a destiny! You
won't fail us will you?

Mike (Who's wondering whether Aberforth at Yahoo.com is already taken.)