Number of Students :0)

[siriusgeologist]

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From: siriusgeologist
Subject: Re: Number of Students :0)
Reply To: [Yahoo! #7034] Re: Number of Students
Date: 8/16/00 11:51 pm  (ET)

Not so fast Brooksy Baby!

The number stated was 379 plus or minus 500!

The tolerance takes into account the Heisenberg Uncertainty principle. It
also allows for a number of -121 students which would imply that there
actually is no such thing as Hogwarts in the first place.

Perhaps this is all just a dream being experienced by a number of
individuals via the Collective Unconscious. I for instance believed
that I was reading a series of fiction books describing an imaginary
Wizard World made up purely of Fantastic and impossible events. All of
you board members have convinced me now that this is indeed a factual
accounting of a true story and that certain details have accidently been
omitted. Now that I know that Harry Potter is describing the real world,
I hope to wake up from this fantasy world that I live in and stop having
to go to this silly job 5 days a week!
:0)