"Voldemort Years" paperback

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"The Voldemort Years" paperback *has* caused a sensation in the publishing
world. There has been considerable debate whether to market this book
in the biography or business sections, due to the major profile pieces
recently published in Forbes.

Since his last rebirth, Voldemort has taken to using the name V.Thomas
Riddle and has founded Avada Technologies, an Internet ASP dedicated to
"taking the dark side out of Internet investing", using its proprietary
Kedavra technology.

"We decided as a strategic model that dead people don't spend money",
said company spokesman Peter Pettigrew. "We were reducing our own customer
base, so we made the shift to a voluntary enslavement model. Now they'll
come to us."

Avada stock rose to 23Galleons 11Sickles in trading yesterday.

In other developments, Avada announced it had filed suit against one Harry
Potter for infringement of Avada's lightning-bolt trademark. "Let's see
him dodge this one", said Pettigrew.