Dumbledore's Secret Identity

[estesrandy]

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From: estesrandy
Subject: Dumbledore's Secret Identity
Date: 8/21/00 11:41 pm  (ET)

I pointed out in the chatroom the other day that Dumbledore's desire when
viewing the mirror of Erised was a pair of socks! I think this proves
that he is really some advanced form of house elf! This explains why
he takes in renegade house elves to work in the kitchen. The kitchen
staff is just a ruse! In reality, he is constructing a great elf army
(the likes of which has not been seen since the Lord of the Rings)
to attack the Death Eaters and Voldemort in book 7!

 Since the Death Eaters are obviously a hungry bunch. Wormtail even
 cooked them up some Voldemort soup for their campout in book 4! The Elf
 Squad under Dumbledore will hit them where they are vulnerable. They
 will prepare feast after feast until the Death Eaters decide that the
 food is better at Dumble's! Voldemort is left alone with Wormtail (
 the soup Nazi). And the sun sets on yet another bad guy who fails to
 see that "an army does travel on its stomach!"
:0)

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