Humourous headlines. (Have to post 1st!

[GypsyCaine]

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No: HPFGUIDX C7541
From: GypsyCaine
Subject: Humourous headlines.  (Have to post 1st!
Date: 8/22/00 1:25 pm  (ET)

"Brits pioneer 'vasectomy tourism"

 Those crazy English! Isn't this going a little
 too far. On your left, you'll see a man getting
 a vasectomy. On your right, you'll see a man
 getting a vasectomy. Who wants to see that on vacation!

"USDA: Drug-tainted carcasses need destroyed, not just organs"

 Now, I'm wondering if they're just piling them up right
 now, or are they selling the meat? I'll take a steak, hold
 the steroids please.

"No charges filed in ant bite death"

 Even if you could catch the one that did it, you'd have a
 tough time keeping it in jail.