Hagrid's love fantasy

[catlady_de_los_angeles]

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From: catlady_de_los_angeles
Subject: Re: Hagrid's love fantasy
Reply To: [Yahoo! #3426] Hagrid's love fantasy
Date: 7/6/00 11:47 pm  (ET)

> <<"Do people think that he does fancy her?">>

> I find the idea of Hagrid 'fancying' Professor McGonagall highly
amusing.

There are a LOT of fanfics on the subject at FF.net. Mostly ones in
which for the first time he is bold enough to express his feelings and
she suddenly realizes she reciprocates. However, my friend Lee, one of
the allegedly rare adults who found the HP books to be perfectly adequate
fantasy novels but not anything to get obsessed about, is sure that that
famous peck on the cheek at Xmas is a clue that Hagrid and McGonagall have
been having a secret affair for decades. I said "Couldn't be! McGonagall
is a lesbian who's been with the same partner since college days. I've
been wondering who her partner is ... maybe Madam Hooch. They call each
other Minnie and Hoochie (with even more absurd nicknames for extremely
intimate moments), and when Minnie talks about the latest idiocy of
the Ministry of Magic or some new discovery in Transfiguation theory,
Hoochie listens to every word and laughts at all the jokes, because Minnie
always knows anything, but when Hoochie talks about what players should
be cut from the England team, Minnie looks attentive and hears one word
out of four while thinking her own thoughts. They used to always have a
pet cat, each in turn named Tommy, until Minnie first became an Animagus
and practised rather a lot, and Hoochie got jealous of what the two of
them might be saying to each other in Cat."