CoCC

[Carlsson79]

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No: HPFGUIDX C4179
From: Carlsson79
Subject: Re: CoCC
Reply To: [Yahoo! #3971] Re: CoCC
Date: 7/13/00 1:49 pm  (ET)

And verily, Thou shalt go forth into the world, and annoy those who seek
sense, and find good book - and see the world differently from thou. And,
verily - they shalt be smote, with angry e-mails, and cursed with the
full power of God's vengeance, as he said: "Just read the Bible, they'll
moan about everything else - I read that Satanic verses ages ago - I'm
not going to hell". And they read the book properly, and realised that
if this kind of magic REALLY existed, they would all become witches,
for it would be most cool. But, thou hast seen the real evil people,
who are most boringeth, and who listen to that Marilyn Manson, who art
a complete freak. And, in endingeth, we shalt all goeth to the burning
flames of hell, and order our fire-proof copies of Harry Potter 5, 6,
7, and any other which shalt or shall not be written before God strikes
us down with bolts of ligtening - Amen

Where do you find these 'Christians' from, anyway?
I need a good cheering up