Top Ten List

[angelx_ph]

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From: angelx_ph
Subject: Top Ten List
Date: 7/25/00 2:59 am  (ET)

I got this from David Letterman's site. It's their on-line Top Ten List
Contest. Pretty funny stuff:

Top Ten Least-Popular Harry Potter Books

10. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Victoria's
Secrets
9. Harry Potter and the Undercooked Pork Chops
8. Harry Potter and the Botched Root Canal
7. Harry Potter and the Port Authority Men's Room
6. Harry Potter: My Secret Life with Burt Reynolds
5. Harry Potter and the Case of the Fiery Ford
Pinto
4. Harry Potter and What's Really in New York
Vendors' Hot Dogs
3. Harry Potter and the Friendly Uncle Who Liked
to Give Long Hugs
2. Harry Potter and the 3 Hours of Community
Service Spent Picking Up Litter Off the New
Jersey Turnpike in Order to Work Off That
Marijuana Possession Charge
1. Harry Potter Learns a Few Special Tricks from
Siegfried and Roy

Nope, I didn't write any of those.