The Onion (Party time for You-Know-W

[joywitch999]

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Date: 7/31/00 4:10 pm  (ET)

>>>Nicholas says:

PS. Go here:

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1199/potter.html

Just a warning for the *humor challenged* among us: landoverbaptist.org
is a PARODY. It is HUMOR. It is supposed to be FUNNY. Do not take it
seriously. It is making fun of upper-class, self-righteous, homophobic,
right-wing fundamentalist.

Do not take THE ONION seriously, either.

Personally, I found the Harry Potter article in the Onion very funny,
but the landover baptist article is a little weak. However, while you
are at the site reading it, check out the Christian real estate section,
with its phony ads for expensive houses with lines like:

Jesus wants you to live in a nice home!

Sister Marion Watkins Bought the Farm (God Bless her soul) Now you can buy
her House! Yes, Sister Marion has gone to Jesus but the Watkin Faimlies
loss will be your gain!

"Jesus, Your serve or Mine?" is what you will be asking as you hit the
DOUBLE clay courts. Free Form pool has exact replica of the Jordan River
leading to the diving area.

LEVITICUS LANDINGS RETIREMENT AND ASSITED LIVING CONDOMINIUMS: Ask about
the fixed income tithing that is offered in yourmonthly Association Fee,
Jesus says " Grab your walker andback your bags! He has prepared a place
just for you!"

"The righteous shall inherit the land, and dwell therin forever", is what
your Grandchildren will besaying when you buy this custom built spec home.