Wizard Contraception (was Veela (was Chatterly Saga (was McGonagall's Age)))

[Alicia/Sue Spinnet]

No: HPFGUIDX 279

Hello:

> Is that what Harry and Allegra did?  No wonder I suspect that it 
> didn't work!

*cannot coherently reply to this statement, as a disturbing image has 
just entered her head...*

*cue scary, wavelike dream-sequence music*

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Allegra's ruby-red lips curled in what could only be considered an 
evil smirk.  "Potter, you may not realize it, but you've managed to 
contribute considerably to your own downfall."

"And whatever could that be, Bitch Goddess?" Harry asked, trying to 
muffle his curiosity with derision.

A small snort was the only audible response as Allegra turned to her 
flunkies.  "Boys, bring it out, would you?"

Two hulking, grunting figures Disapparated, only to reappear moments 
later; one now held a small bundle.  "Here ya go," he said, 
unceremoniously forking the package to Allegra.

The smirk remained.  "Why don't you come have a look-see, Potter?"

Harry felt the grip that had been kept on him loosen; reluctantly, he 
stepped forward, dreading what he would find.

Allegra peeled back the blankets to reveal a terrifying 
sight.  "Lovely, isn't it?"

Harry didn't reply, as he had passed out cold on the floor.

Shrugging, Allegra bounced the black pleather-clad child in her 
arms.  "Sweetie, I don't think Daddy was very happy to see you."  

A small sneer appeared on the tiny face.

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All right, you can ignore everything I've just written.  Chalk this 
bizarre behavior up to the fact that I'm actually posting at a 
reasonable hour for once.

As I think I've just basically done a complete injustice to "PoU", 
I'll pay homage to Lori in my .txt signature.

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--Alicia/Sue "Haircolor Chameleon" Spinnet

"Ever notice that 'what the hell' is usually the right decision?"

Last Movie Seen: "Elizabeth"
Discman's Spinning: "Saturday Night Fever" soundtrack
Current Book: "She's Come Undone", Wally Lamb
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