Beak to Beak (song)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 6646

Beak to Beak

(to the tune of Cheek to Cheek)

(The Scene: The front of Hagrid's hut: Enter HAGRID, with
Buckbeak in tow)

HAGRID: 
Hagrid – I'm just Hagrid
My menagerie of creatures is unique
So please drop by some time and take a peak 
At my hippographs out grazing beak to beak

Oh, I love raising giant spiders
Or a litter of werewolf cubs
Or hatching a baby dragon egg
They gave me at the pub

(Enter HARRY, RON & HERMIONE)

HP, RW, & HG: 
They may be splendid as a unicorn 
Or as ugly as a skrewt
Or as weird as a three-headed dog 
But to Hagrid, they're all cute 

Hagrid – that's our Hagrid!
Drop by his hut sometime and take a peek
But please stay home if you're inclined to shriek
Or you'll rest at Madame Pomfrey's for a week

They may be terrifying horrors
But they turn Hagrid's heart to mush

ALL: 
I'm/He's just a guy who goes through life
With a giant monster crush. 

	- CMC