Bitter Home Little Whinging (song)

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No: HPFGUIDX 6705

Yup, I've decided to get in on the filk act; Harry Potter meets 
Lynyrd Skynrd.
To the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama";

Ford Anglia keep on flyin'
Carry me a-way from my kin. (I'm 'fraid to say!)
Singin' songs about the wizard world
I miss my school once again...

Heard Mr.Dursley yellin' at me
I heard ol' Dudley put me down.
I hope the Dursleys don't remember
That I can't turn them into prawns...

CHORUS;
Bitter home Little Whinging,
Where the sky's so gray (Every day!)
Bitter home Little Whinging,
Glad I'm goin' far away.

Now Gilderoy, he likes the Minister,
'S glad Hagrid's in Azkaban.
And when he chickens out on us
'S Memory Charms just will not scan...(Not scan!)
(CHORUS)
Now Hogwarts School has Dumbledore,
Some people may think he's a clown, (They're wrong!)
But he's not just the greatest wizard,
He picks me up when I'm feelin' down!
(CHORUS)
Bitter home Little Whinging,
I'm getting sent back home to you.
'Cause Voldemort is on the march again,
'N no I won't say "You-Know-Who"!