Evil Czar (song, or "filk," if you will)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 6962

--- In HPforGrownups at egroups.com, "Nathan" <duo at d...> wrote:
> <snippity>
> 

> 
> Just a note on the French translation... Tom Elvis??!!
> Am I the only one weirded out by the idea of Elvis as
> a part of the Wizarding World?
> 

Try this on for size:

Evil Czar

(to the tune of Teddy Bear)

(Enter VOLDEMORT, in sequined  jacket, sunglasses, and slicked-back 
hair; enter as backup trio, WORMTAIL, LUCIUS MALFOY, AND BARTY 
CROUCH, JR; enter also NAGINI, affectionately curled up beside 
VOLDEMORT)

V: Lord Voldy here – I've declared war
My anagram
Tells who I am
Tom Riddle's come so far
I wanna be
TRIO: He wants to be
ALL: Your evil czar

V: You'll do what I want
For you my word is law
Fall to one knee
And worship me
And hold my name is awe
`Cause, hey, I'm not
TRIO: Cause, hey, he's not
ALL: From Ravenclaw

(Nagini begins hissing)

V: Nagini's now explainin'
Our venom's been uncorked
ALL: `Cause folks have been maintainin'
That every Parseltongue should just get forked

V: Now as the heir of Salazar
Lloyd Webber will
Do a musical 
And you'll hum every bar 
Of "You Know-Who
."
TRIO: Of "You Know-Who
."
ALL: "
.You Superstar!

	- CMC