[HPforGrownups] Cracker Joke

[Yaz]

No: HPFGUIDX 7164



> The joke was:  "What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?"
>
> Answer:  "Bill."
>
> Can someone translate this from British into American for me?  Or are
> cracker jokes not only bad, but pointless?

Hiyas :-)

Yeah, cracker jokes are notoriously rubbish, but this one is wrong - the
answer should be Cliff! (OK, so it's still not exactly hilarious, but at
least it makes sense...)

My favourite of those jokes was "What do you call a children's writer
balancing a pint of Guinness on her head and making bowls out of clay?"

Answer: Beatrix Potter

*GROAN*

Seeyas

Yaz :-)