[HPforGrownups] Wizard dieting

[Amanda Lewanski]

No: HPFGUIDX 7301

Now this one might be worth forwarding on to JKR. What a hysterical turn of my innocent
little theory. I want some of the nonpermanent food, too....

--Amanda

heidi wrote:

> Amanda Lewanski wrote:
>
> > And lastly, permanence. Leprechaun gold is, to all appearances, real, but
> > transitory. I would postulate that the squashy purple sleeping bags were
> > similar, non-permanent exigency measures. However, food *cannot* be impermanent,
> > and probably cannot be simply conjured out of nothing (or lots out of
> > little)--at least not if you want to live on it.
>
> Oh, wouldn't this be the *best* diet plan ever?
> Mrs Bon's Transitory Meal Replacement System (R)
> Our customers love it! "As a student at Hogwarts, with such delicious meals prepared
> three times daily by house elves, I found myself unable to fit into my dress robes.
> Then, I found Mrs Bon's System, which I enjoy at breakfast and lunch. Then, I have a
> sensible dinner, and enjoy an T-MRS snack in the common room. I've lost 10 pounds in
> two weeks, and I'll be going to the Yule Ball with a Quidditch Captain! Thank you
> Mrs Bon!"
>
>
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