Potions Class, Day One (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 7387

Potions Class, Day One

(to the tune My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

(The Scene: The former dungeon which now serves as the Potions 
Classroom. Enter SEVERUS SNAPE, to a class comprised of nervous first-
year students)

SNAPE
The class that I teach is called Potions
For a grade that is higher than "C"
You must study each day with devotion
And do nothing annoying to me

Mix up, cut up, slice up those potions for me, for me
Stir up, cook up, whip up those potions for me

Just a few things which are quite annoying: 
Those who doze off in class and then snore,
Those who my equipment are destroying 
And anyone from Gryffindor

CHORUS OF GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS
Mix up, cut up, slice up those potions for Snape, for Snape
Stir up, cook up, but don't get him bent out of shape

NEVILLE 
He couldn't be any more scary 
If he had huge fangs and a cape
The cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Would be better than Severus Snape

CHORUS OF GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS
Drop out, drop out, we would if we could but we can't, we can't!
Bomb out, bomb out, our GPA's gonna be scant!

	- CMC