[HPforGrownups] Potions Class, Day One (filk)

[ABoyko at starchoice.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 7463

I love this song! Both "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean" and the filk song.

Angela

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> Subject:	[HPforGrownups] Potions Class, Day One (filk)
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> Potions Class, Day One
> 
> (to the tune My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)
> 
> (The Scene: The former dungeon which now serves as the Potions 
> Classroom. Enter SEVERUS SNAPE, to a class comprised of nervous first-
> year students)
> 
> SNAPE
> The class that I teach is called Potions
> For a grade that is higher than "C"
> You must study each day with devotion
> And do nothing annoying to me
> 
> Mix up, cut up, slice up those potions for me, for me
> Stir up, cook up, whip up those potions for me
> 
> Just a few things which are quite annoying: 
> Those who doze off in class and then snore,
> Those who my equipment are destroying 
> And anyone from Gryffindor
> 
> CHORUS OF GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS
> Mix up, cut up, slice up those potions for Snape, for Snape
> Stir up, cook up, but don't get him bent out of shape
> 
> NEVILLE 
> He couldn't be any more scary 
> If he had huge fangs and a cape
> The cabinet of Dr. Caligari
> Would be better than Severus Snape
> 
> CHORUS OF GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS
> Drop out, drop out, we would if we could but we can't, we can't!
> Bomb out, bomb out, our GPA's gonna be scant!
> 
> 	- CMC
> 
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