Black, Say "Bye-Bye" (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 7536

Black, Say "Bye-Bye"

(to the tune of As Time Goes By)

(The Scene: Hogwarts, late at night. A team of DEMENTORS are awaiting 
the delivery of the fugitive Sirius Black, to whom they will 
administer the dreaded Dementor's Kiss)

CHORUS OF DEMENTORS
You've come to this abyss
Our kiss does not bring bliss
Away your soul must fly
That fatal kiss we'll soon apply
Black, say "Bye-Bye."

When we throw back our hood
You know it won't be good
You're sorta gonna die
We don't especially care why
It's eye for eye 

(Enter running, CORNELIUS FUDGE, breathless and panting heavily)

FUDGE:
That Sirius Black - 
He's back on the loose
Took him a hippogriff
And went vamoose
Dementors from Hogwarts 
Are at once excused - 
Any involvement I'll deny...

(Exit FUDGE – the DEMENTORS make their preparations for departure)

DEMENTORS
That darn Cornelius Fudge!
Report him to Matt Drudge
Make sure that he cries "Ouch!"
Oh, well, it does no good to grouch -  
Let's go get Crouch!

	- CMC