Pardon me while I throw a childish fit...

[Leilani Webb]

No: HPFGUIDX 7950

If there's any group of people who might understand, it's this one.  
Here goes:
     
    I want a wand
    I want to know what Butter Beer tastes like
    I want to fly on a broom, learn to apparate, 
      and pet a baby unicorn
    I want a house elf (paid, of course, if they will accept it.)
    I want to shop in Diagon Alley
    I want to travel by Floo Powder
    I want a Cauldron Cake and some Pumpkin Juice
    I want all the photos in my albums to move
    I want to be an animagus (a dove, I think)
    I want a letter delivered by owl
    I want to see a real phoenix
    I want to slip a canary cream to an idiot boss

Maybe someday technology will offer a real holideck or Fantasy 
Island.  I'll be the first in line.