I have a problem.

[Steve Vander Ark]

No: HPFGUIDX 5060

Yesterday the head of children's services for our public library 
group wanted to talk to me about my website. They're planning HP 
events and might get me involved. I got all excited and chatted about 
the missing 24 hours, which floor Moaning Myrtle's bathroom was on, 
the fact that the dates in the book when the werewolf is supposed to 
change doesn't REALLY match a full moon, etc. I told her I had 
timelined CS day by day and was rereading GF for the fourth time. She 
laughed and shook her head.

Then I told her about you guys. THAT was when she started backing 
away slowly, trying not to make any sudden moves...

Steve Vander Ark
The Harry Potter Lexicon
http://www.i2k.com/svderark/lexicon