The Daily Profit (Political but Harryesque)

[Dave Hardenbrook]

No: HPFGUIDX 5533

Well, the latest news is as follows:

There are still a mass of FL absentee ballots yet to be received, largely
from overseas fans of the Isrealli Quidditch Team.

The Slytherins intend to demand recounts in Iowa and Wisconsin and
a possible lawsuit in Missouri, where Muggles were allowed to vote
two hours after the Wizard polls closed.

Charges are surfacing that Florida Slytherins may have intimidated
Muggle-borns to keep them from voting.

The "Butterfly Ballots" may have been illegal.  (Florida law requires
that ballots be structured to resemble a Blast-Ended Skrewt.)



                                                 -- Dave