Wavin' Magic Wands (song)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 5781

Another in an occasional series.....

(I picture this something like Gene Wilder and Peter Boyle in Young
Frankenstein: the lights go out, and Harry and Hagrid, discovered impeccably
attired in stylish tux, top hat, and canes, commence to soft shoe.....) :

Wavin' Magic Wands (to the tune of Puttin' on the Ritz)

If you're sort of out-of-sorts,
Then transport from nine and three-quarts
To Diagon
Wavin' magic wands
Come and ease in where the Malfoys and the Weasleys shop with their boys
Including Ron
Wavin' magic wands

There's no place on Earth I'd rather dally
Then in the pubs of that enchanted Alley  (Shall we sally?)

Come, let's stroll to Ollivander's
And change trolls to salamanders
In blue ponds
Wavin' magic wands

You can get there via floo
Take your time, enjoy the view
Gringotts' and all its riches
Wondrous shops in quaint niches
Black cloaks, outdoor cafes
Japes' jokes, sure to amaze
Spending all our Galleons
As if they came from leprechauns

If you're poutin', down-at-the-mouth,
Take that south route headin' out
To the Leaky Cauldron
Wavin' magic wands
Wavin' magic wands
Wavin' magic wands.....

 - CMC