Other Rewrites for the Next GoF

Caius Marcius coriolan at worldnet.att.net
Thu Nov 23 07:02:22 UTC 2000


No: HPFGUIDX 6001

Several other rewrites in the latest edition of GoF I wanted to bring to
everyone's attention:

Mad-Eye Moody now is the Divination Professor - Professor Trelawney teaches
Dark Arts Defense

Ludo Bagman is renowned throughout Wizardom as a professional golfer rather
than for Quidditch.

At the end of Chapter 16, Colin Creevey's name also comes out of the Goblet
of Fire. Thanks to a permission slip from his pediatrician, he doesn't have
to participate.

Instead of challenging dragons in Chapter 20, the Triwizards champions
battle Blast-Ended Skrewts. Harry seizes his golden egg from a subspecies
called the Mississippi Mudtail.

In Chapter 23, Harry takes Winky instead of Parvati to the ball. She cries
all night, and embarrasses Harry by getting plastered on butterball, and
making a pass at Dean Thomas.

Barty Crouch Jr. sentences his father to Azkaban; the latter impersonates
Mad-Eye; and murders the mad Crouch Jr in Chapter 30.  In Chap. 36, Barty
Crouch Sr. is carried off by grindylows  rather than Dementors.

Severus Snape takes an extended leave of absence.  Gilderoy Lockhart is
coaxed out of retirement to teach potions.

Neville Longbottom transfers to Hufflepuff, while Ginny is accepted into
Slytherin.

Finally, Bertha Jorkins emerges from Voldy's wand after  Frank Bryce.

    - CMC






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