I Am Moody (song)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 6024

Another in an occasional series.....

I AM MOODY

(to the tune of I Am Woman)

I am Moody, hear an Auror
Declare total all-out war
Against each Dark Art practitioner devout
I will transport Voldemort
O'er the brink of Thermidor
And those Death-Eating scum I'll ferret out!

Oh yes I am mad
I suspect every ashcan
But I'll not be had
By any evil wizard's plan
Gonna send that trash straight back to Azkaban!
I am mad!
I am intransigent!
I am Moody!

I use Constant Vigilance when I teach Dark Arts Defense
Nothing out there can escape my view
My eye swivels three-six-oh
Catching sight of every foe
I see straight through you as I look askew!

Oh I'm insane
I get quite delirious
When I sustain
Another Curse Imperius
And other hexes much more deleterious
I am mad!
I am intransigent!
I am..

(he reaches for his hip flask, but finds it is empty. He abruptly changes
back to Barty Crouch Jr.)

 ...leaving!

(Exit, pursued by Dementors)

    - CMC