That's Liberation! (song)

[coriolan at worldnet.att.net]

No: HPFGUIDX 6184


That's Liberation!

(to the tune of That's Entertainment!)

(Enter Harry Potter (HP), Hermione Granger (HG), Ron Weasley (RW), 
Dobby and Winky)

DOBBY &  HG: When an elf wants to earn his own pelf
HP & RW: Wins his socks from the school of hard knocks
HP, HG & DOBBY: And with glee, becomes totally free
ALL: That's liberation!

WINKY & RW: When an elf who thinks not of herself
HG & HP: Offends Crouch, who's a bit of a grouch, 
WINKY & DOBBY: And with a sob, learns she's out of a job
ALL: That's dislocation!

DOBBY: I wants to be paid at a livable wage
HG & RW: That very idea puts most folks in a rage
DOBBY: So I says, "See Dumbledore, he's the great Hogwarts sage
We'll find work in his kitchen 
And mayhap she'll stop her......
HG, HP, RW: ....griping.

HG: Eleves aren't free – you all know that not news
HP &  RW: That's inspired her creation of SPEW
WINKY: Freedom means that you've nothin' to lose
ALL: When they cast clothes away
It will bring on a day
Of celebration!

	- CMC