Task One: Bluff the Magic Dragons (song)

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No: HPFGUIDX 6232

Triwizards Task One: Bluff the Magic Dragons

(to the tune of – oh, do I really need to tell you?)

(Enter the Triwazards Judges, Hagrid and the four Triwizard Champions)

JUDGES, HAGRID
Tough are magic dragons
They're 20 meters tall 
You can't keep them in captivity 
Without a firewall
The ones we have are nesting
Upon their eggs they bask
And you must take an egg away 
That's the First Triwizards Task

CEDRIC
I tried transfiguration 
Changed a rock into a pup

FLEUR 
I put mine in a spellbound trance
Until she fired up

VIKTOR 
I put mine in a stupor
It staggered like a dolt

HARRY 
With a little aid from Hermione
I cried "Accio, Firebolt!" 

JUDGES
He bluffed the magic dragon!
He seized the golden egg!
Harry showed that he's in charge
Like Alexander Haig
Gryffindor was joyful
They partied through the night

HAGRID
And when Harry hit the sack,
He thought "Dragons are all right." 

	- CMC