Car vs goat/animagi (again) - a bit OT

Flying Ford Anglia neilward at dircon.co.uk
Tue Oct 24 17:45:30 UTC 2000


No: HPFGUIDX 4556

Aberforths_Goat wrote:

<<<Some day, when I find time to get myself psychoanalyzed, I'll have 
to figure out why I always end up picking on Neil.  But for the mean 
time, I can't help it ...>>>

Don't get me revved up, shaggy!  In a head-butting contest, my car 
would easily beat your goat :-)

***

Then, Ab's Goat was thinking of becoming a cow...

<<<But I'm afraid I would finish the mighty magic, do my dance, wave 
my wand ... and nothing would happen.  Then I would discover that you 
can't turn into an animal when you are one already.>>>

So, how do animals turn back into humans...? Just a thought (which 
we've undoubtedly had before). Does McGonagall think in 'cat' when 
she's a cat? Is she tempted to run along people's back fences yowling 
when she should be back at Hogwarts chalking up today's 
Transfiguration lesson on the blackboard? 

"Prrrrrr. I know I'm supposed to be teaching those third year 
students this afternoon, but these smelly dustbins are awfully 
tempting!  I think I'll just sniff around here a bit longer."

***

Neil (Class of '79, in case anyone was wondering why Catlady said, in 
relation to Hogwarts' school years: "Sorry Neil")






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