The Twelve Days of Terror - long

[Laurie]

No: HPFGUIDX 4672

I've posted this in one or two of the Yahoo clubs that I belong to, 
and it went over pretty well, which gave me the courage to present it 
here. I would give proper credit to the person (people?) who wrote the 
Twelve Days of Christmas, but I have no idea who that would be. 
Anyway, for what it's worth, here's my first contribution to the 
group. (and yes, I do know that there is only one "killing curse", but 
I liked the way it sounded)

The Twelve Days of Terror

On the first day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me a wand made from a 
yew tree

On the second day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me two basilisk eggs,
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the third day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me three vials of 
poison
Two basilisk eggs,
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the fourth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the fifth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the sixth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me six trolls a 
thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the seventh day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me seven giants 
stomping
Six trolls a thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the eighth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me eight dragons 
soaring
Seven giants stomping
Six trolls a thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the ninth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me nine hags a cursing
Eight dragons soaring
Seven giants stomping
Six trolls a thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree



On the tenth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me ten Death Eaters 
killing
Nine hags a cursing
Eight dragons soaring
Seven giants stomping
Six trolls a thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree

On the eleventh day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me eleven vampires 
biting
Ten Death Eaters killing
Nine hags a cursing
Eight dragons soaring
Seven giants stomping
Six trolls a thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree


On the twelfth day of terror, Lord Voldy gave to me twelve dementors 
dementing
Eleven vampires biting
Ten Death Eaters killing
Nine hags a cursing
Eight dragons soaring
Seven giants stomping
Six trolls a thumping
Five Killing Curses!
Four binding spells
Three vials of poison
Two basilisk eggs
And a wand made from a yew tree