Wizard porn (not quite OT but very random and tasteless)

[Steve Bates]

No: HPFGUIDX 1230

The thought hit me out of the blue the other day that if wizards have 
porn magazines, they are probably better than the Muggle version, if 
only for the fact that the pictures move.  As an added plus, with the 
aid of an Engorgement Charm, theoretically anyone could become 
qualified to be a porn star.  Also, the differences in daily wizard 
and Muggle life would breathe some life in to the cliches that 
earmark porn and add an interesting flavor. ("Oh, Albus, what a big 
wand you have!"  "Hey, honey, do you want to see my Golden Snitch?")

Steve, with apolgies for the crudity and a promise never to refer to 
this subject again.