[HPforGrownups] Wizard porn (not quite OT but very random and tasteless)

[summers.65 at osu.edu]

No: HPFGUIDX 1237

>
>The thought hit me out of the blue the other day that if wizards have
>porn magazines, they are probably better than the Muggle version, if
>only for the fact that the pictures move.  As an added plus, with the
>aid of an Engorgement Charm, theoretically anyone could become
>qualified to be a porn star.  Also, the differences in daily wizard
>and Muggle life would breathe some life in to the cliches that
>earmark porn and add an interesting flavor. ("Oh, Albus, what a big
>wand you have!"  "Hey, honey, do you want to see my Golden Snitch?")
>
>Steve, with apolgies for the crudity and a promise never to refer to
>this subject again.
>
We've covered this quite a bit over at the PoU list.  Penny and Carole
deserve credit for coming up with a great series of broomstick-rides-as-sex
metaphors.

Lori


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