Plumbing. Electricity.
Rita Winston
catlady at wicca.net
Sat Sep 16 03:36:04 UTC 2000
No: HPFGUIDX 1542
IIRC Hermione told Harry in GoF (in reference to 'bugging')
that electricity and electronics cannot work around Hogwarts
because the magical field is too intense. (OH!!! Perhaps that, rather
than nostalgia, is why the Hogwarts Express is a steam train?
Boiling its water with magic rather than with coal?)
The Muggle Studies homework essay "Why do Muggles need electricity?"
suggests that the wizard folk believe that Muggles have to invent
ways to imitate the things wizards do by magic and therefore invented
electricity, internal combustion engine, gas light, steam power, wind
mills, water mills, because Muggles don't have candles and hearths
that burn without fuel and can't make an object move without using
some kind of energy from a power source (muscle power, etc) and so
on. (Does magic violate the Laws of Thermodynamics? BROOKS???)
According to that theory, the wizards might have had flush toilets
and baths with hot and cold running water since Atlantis, and both
Roman and modern plumbing are attempts by Muggles to imitate what a
Muggle visitor saw in a wizard home, just as gas light was a way to
imitate the wall-sconce candles that light automatically when an
authorized user enters the room, and bicycles and automobiles are
attempts to imitate self-moving carts or chairs which we readers
haven't actually seen.
On another tentacle, my vague understanding of plumbing is that,
except for heating the hot water, it's all done by storing the water
in a high enough tank that gravity is what moves the water through
the system, and physical plugs that are mechanically put in place and
removed are what stops it from moving. No magic is needed except to
heat the hot water, refill those prefects' bathroom taps with their
sweet lotions, and elevate the water into the storage tank.
So it didn't need wizards to invent it. Actually, I kind of think
that if wizards HAD invented wizard plumbing, it wouldn't have pipes
running through the walls, it would have either creation of water at
the tap end and destruction of water at the drain end (why not create
water at the tap end? Just change a never-empty pitcher of wine
into a never-empty pitcher of hot water! A known technology!) or the
water would move through the system by teleportation rather than by
hydraulics.
Which suggests that the wizards copied their plumbing from Muggles,
not until after Muggles had invented it, and just added a few fancy
touches. As they presumably did with with steam trains and
photographs and clocks. Perhaps they just aren't very good at
inventing anything really NEW.
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