Fromt he Washington Post's Style Invitational

[heidi]

No: HPFGUIDX 1598

How do I describe the Style Invitational?
I really can't, except to say that it's a very funny , weekly column in the
Washington Post
(http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/style/columns/styleinvitational/A12162-2000Sep15.html)
which allows readers to use humor to comment on headlines of the day.
Today's contest has the following "sample" entry:
A line we will not find in the next Harry Potter book: "Don't Bogart that joint,
Hermione."

The contest this week is pretty simple. Come up with a line that surely will not
appear in an upcoming work.