[HPforGrownups] Dirty Harry

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  Harry, Ron, and Hermione do not have their wands when they encounter 
  Malfoy and his two brainless bodyguards. Seeing vulnerability he 
  starts to threaten and insult them. Harry calmly walks forward until 
  he's just inches from Malfoy's face and with an air of quite 
  confidence says:
  "When we were in the first year you challenged me to a wizard's duel, 
  but you never showed up Malfoy. Let's finish it, right here right 
  now."
  Malfoy was so surprised by this remark he didn't say anything.
  "Why do you hesitate Malfoy, it's a perfect time for you, I'm 
  completely defenseless. Well ., not completely, because you see,
  SOME CURSES NEED NO WAND, or hasn't your little buddy Tommy Riddle 
  taughtyou that yet."
  Looking even paler than normal Malfoy said "You're bluffing".
  In a low menacing voice Harry growled "Well maybe I am and maybe I'm 
  not, but seeing as how I'm talking about the guillotinious curse, one 
  of the most powerful in the world that would slice your head clean 
  off you have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky today?"
  Malfoy, his eyes the size of saucers was speechless. With a evil grin 
  on his face that made him look just a bit insane Harry leaned even 
  closer, looked him straight in the eye, and whispered very 
  slowly "Well do you punk?"
  Paralyzed with indecision Malfoy looked down at his wand just inches 
  from his trembling hand. Then in a voice so loud it almost sounded 
  like it had been magically amplified Harry shouted into Malfoy's ear
  "DO IT! MAKE MY DAY!"  
  Malfoy staggered back his ears ringing with pain, and then without 
  another word he turned around and walked away.

  As she watched them go Hermione muttered under her breath
  "Dirty Harry".
  "What?" said Ron in surprise "Harry's not dirty."
  "Brilliant!" Said Hermione "You really should get an Oscar for that 
  Harry"
  "Who's Oscar?" said Ron.
  "Thanks Hermione" said Harry quietly still looking at Malfoy's 
  back "If this wizard thing doesn't work out maybe I could get a job 
  with Mr. Eastwood".
  "Will somebody please tell me who Oscar Eastwood is!" Said Ron 
  getting exasperated.
  "Clint" said Harry in a monotone, his attention still on the tiny 
  figure of Malfoy retreating in the distance.
  "What!?" said Ron now completely confused.
  Then Hermione and Harry started to laugh.
  "Huh?" said Ron "What's funny?" But they were laughing too hard to 
  answer.
  Ron looked at one then the other and shook his head "You've both gone 
  mental"   




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