The worst possible ending

[eggplant88 at hotmail.com]

No: HPFGUIDX 2566

Well ok, I'll tack on a happy ending.


Harry was working on the assembly line, doing what he always did, 
putting 41 caps on 41 tubes of toothpaste for every minute of his 8 
hour shift, when the idea occurred to him. He may not be a wizard but 
it's not everyone who can have a dream that detailed. Maybe he should 
write it all down, maybe he should write a book, maybe he could even 
sell a copy or two. But on further reflection he concluded that 
nobody would want to read such nonsense. Besides in 6 or 7 years he 
hoped to work his way up to 48 caps a minute and then he'd get a 2% 
raise, even better, when he was 65 the company would give him a solid 
gold toothpaste cap. With that happy thought Harry decided to 
concentrate on his lifelong career.