Three (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 15797

Three  (From GoF, Ch. 14)

(To the tune of One, From A Chorus Line)

Dedicated to Ebony

(The Scene: Professor's MOODY'S classroom. He is introducing the 
topic of the Unforgivable Curses to a classroom of Gryffindor 
students)

MOODY
Three 
Curses Unforgiven 
Ev'ry single time they're cast
One 
Life sentence is given 
To get you to Azkaban fast
One solitary Dementor keeps guard on you
When we think that you've been an agent for You-Know-Who

One
Curse of will will rob you
You can't act on your own accord 
And the curse that's second's stored
With plain pain
The third 
Is one that's sure to chill ya 
It's the one they use to kill ya
Then
..you're...done!

CHORUS OF GRYFFINDOR STUDENTS
One 
Encyclopedic Auror 
Knows magic chapter and verse
Three 
Hexes he has shown us 
That can't be any worse

The things he showed in class shocked us through and through 
He saw it all in his battles with You-Know-Who

Won 
The struggle for us last time
Let's hope he helps fight the next
Dark wizards get highly vexed
When Aurors roar!
When you 
See the spiders dancing
Just start Constant Vigilancing
Trust....no...one!

   - CMC