McGonga (filk)

[Caius Marcius]

No: HPFGUIDX 15930

McGonga 

(To the tune of Conga, from Leonard Bernstein's Wonderful Town)

Dedicated to Cassandra

(The Scene: Common area of Gryffindor, late one weekend night.  
HERMIONE, having had a few butterbeers too many, leads the house in a 
raucous celebration of nothing in particular. NOTE: The name of 
McGonagall is used here for purely prosodic purposes) 

HERMIONE
What do you think about powdered floo?
Pettigrew?
Potion brew?
What's your opinion `bout You-Know-Who?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!

HERMIONE
What do you think about Zonko's japes?
Black's escape?
Boggart shapes?
Enjoying a class with Severus Snape?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!
La, la la la la la la la la la, etc

HERMIONE
Professor Professor Professor McGonagall
If she heard us singing she'd think it ironical

What do you think about Slytherin?
The Weasley twins?
Professor Binns?
Don't you just love Harry's next-of-kin?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!

HERMIONE
What do you think about Filch's prowls?
Lupin's howls?
Quidditch fouls?
How do you like getting letters from owls?
What do you think about


ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!
La, la la la la la la la la la, etc

HERMIONE
Professor Professor Professor McGonagall
Let's give her a headline in the Daily Chronicle

HERMIONE
What do you think about Crookshanks Cat?
The Sorting Hat?
The Lady Fat?
How about that Ron and his pet rat?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!

HERMIONE
What do you think about flying brooms?
Magic rooms?
Riddle's tomb?
What do you know about Phoenix plumes?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!
La, la la la la la la la la la, etc

HERMIONE
Professor Professor Professor McGonagall
It's so hard to picture her wearing a monocle

HERMIONE
What do you think about magic wands?
Diagon?
Beauxbatons?
Merpeople swimming deep in the pond?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!

HERMIONE
What do you think about portkey trips?
Malfoy's quips?
R/H ships?
The jaws of Fluffy that tear and rip?
What do you think about
 

ALL
                                         

McGonga!!!!
La, la la la la la la la la la, etc
Professor Professor Professor McGonagall
Our filk is now over, folks, and so you see that is all!


    - CMC